If the pandemic has taught us anything, it’s that it may be time to reconsider our long-held beliefs. If we can’t trust the government, the media, or each other, then what makes us so sure we can trust ourselves? And today, after seeing pictures of Chris Pine stepping out in LA to grab a sandwich and some rays (for his toes, he was wearing flip flops), I’m questioning whether or not my previously held firm and unwavering belief that Chris Pine is the Best Chris is correct. Looking upon Chris’ scraggly gray hair (pulled back into a tiny pony, not unlike the one Brad Pitt wore for ever so long) and undulating silver beard, I had to ask myself, “Is Kris Kristopherson actually the Best Chris?” He’s certainly the Most Chris, if only by name (whereas Chris Pratt is the Chissiest Chris, I can’t really explain it, he just is). All of this is to say that Chris The Pine’s Double Kris look is doing it for me. So you know what, forget what I said before. Go with your gut.
Speaking of guts, Chris The Pine is welcome to rearrange mine any time. According to Just Jared:
Chris Pine is that you?!
The 41-year-old Wonder Woman 1984 and Star Trek actor looked nearly unrecognizable, sporting a bushy beard and long hair pulled back in a tiny ponytail, as he stepped out to pick up lunch to go on Thursday afternoon (February 10) in Los Feliz, Calif.
For his outing, Chris kept things sporty in a white T-shirt, black shorts over running leggings, and flip-flops.
Trust me, it sounds worse than it looks. He totally pulls it off but adding a small gold medallion and sticking his tongue out at the paparazzi so the media knows that performing extraordinary cunnilingus is among his many talents. Put that in your 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Chris Pine But Always Suspected column.
It’s unclear if this relaxation of his personal grooming routine is for a role, is meant to foil the paparazzi, or if he finally got my letters. But if it’s the latter, we can all look forward to next week when Chris dons a suit of rags, thus fulfilling my fantasy of having my very own hot and hunky ornamental hermit come live in the Georgian era hermitage I’m working on in my backyard.
Pic: BauerGriffin/INSTARimages.com
